The New Adventures of Scrapinold Dooington

By Freaky T and the Disco Squad

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Incidentally, Tiny Tim will also die. You might want to consider getting him a plan, as a Christmas present.

When I first encountered the term “life insurance” when I was little, I had no idea what insuring life might entail.

I also like the way companies now sell life insurance for kids. I mean, what parent wouldn’t want to bet a large sum of money on their child’s early death?