The New Adventures of Scrapinold Dooington

By Freaky T and the Disco Squad

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I didn't even realize you had invented the cane!

Patents nowadays are getting completely absurd. Apple claims to have invented/patented multitouch, but in fact it has been actively researched since the 1980s.

Of course, after searching for “frivolous patents” on Google, I found patent #6,049,811, which is perhaps the best one of all. It patents getting a patent!