The New Adventures of Scrapinold Dooington

By Freaky T and the Disco Squad

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Now to go drink some refreshing drinks sweetened with corn sugar!

When you drink a soda flavored with high-fructose corn syrup, you’re witnessing your tax dollars at work! (Domestic corn prices are subsidized via a “farm bill”, some of the cost savings of which are passed on to you, the consumer. So when you pay your taxes, think of what a good and noble cause you’re supporting!